adorablespiders:

wolf spider momma with spiderlings on her back

adorablespiders:

wolf spider momma with spiderlings on her back

toxicserendipity:

My husband and I are 13 years old.

hehe me and wifey got bored at Carl’s Jr

toxicserendipity:

My husband and I are 13 years old.

hehe me and wifey got bored at Carl’s Jr

221cbakerstreet:

Chris-builtlikeabrickshithouse-Hemsworth

jerseydevildog:

SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE!

jerseydevildog:

SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE!

toxicserendipity:

Because that’s what I do on Saturdays.

toxicserendipity:

Because that’s what I do on Saturdays.

toxicserendipity:

Going to grill by the pool with some friends. Well, Johnny’s buddies. I have Blue Hawaiians to keep me company. All is well.

hell yeah

toxicserendipity:

Going to grill by the pool with some friends. Well, Johnny’s buddies. I have Blue Hawaiians to keep me company. All is well.

hell yeah

livetomakeadifference:

Can I get a double cheeseburger with extra freedom?

livetomakeadifference:

Can I get a double cheeseburger with extra freedom?

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(Source: airbornebear)

Seriously though, let these motherfuckers promote me to BN CSM, if some dumbasses decide to fuck up my weekend, I will start including a threat to shoot motherfuckers in the mouth for interrupting my weekends. Seriously not even drunk yet and I already get a call about someone fucking up in my BN. 

runtilyoubleed:

hahahahaha

runtilyoubleed:

hahahahaha

(Source: sempersometimes)

rangerdelta:

LOL.

rangerdelta:

LOL.

(Source: tacxlife)

Put a Harry Potter character in my ask, and I'll answer with:

vigorandcupcakes:

Harry Potter- Tell about a scar on your body.

Ron Weasley- Something you’re afraid of.
Hermione Granger- A subject you know a lot about.
Draco Malfoy- Closest green item to you.
Severus Snape- Your favorite Alcoholic beverage.
Rubeus Hagrid- Your favorite animal.
Luna Lovegood- Something 

 about you other people find weird.
Neville Longbottom- Your favorite flower.
Nymphodora Tonks- Something you would change about your appearance.
Fred and George Weasley- The last prank you pulled on someone, or someone pulled on you.
Voldemort- If you were to make a Horcrux, it would be…
Moaning Myrtle- The last thing to make you cry.
Sirius Black- Have you ever taken the blame for something you didn’t do?
Dobby- What is your most loved article of clothing?
Peeves the Poltergeist- What is the best/funniest insult you’ve used/heard?
Sybill Trelawney- When was the last time you experienced Deja Vu?
Filius Flitwick- What is your favorite spell from the Harry Potter series?
Lily Potter- Is there anyone you love so much you would die for?
Arthur Weasley- What piece of “Muggle” technology fascinates you most?
Mundungus Fletcher- Have you ever stolen anything?
Viktor Krum- If you were a Quidditch player, what position would you play?
Fleur Delacour- What physical attribute do you like most about yourself?
Hedwig- What was your all-time favorite pet, or, if you’ve never had one, your all-time favorite birthday gift.
Albus Dumbledore- What is your proudest accomplishment? (Dumbledore’s is, of course, being featured on a Famous Wizards Chocolate Frog Card)

I don’t usually do this, but this is really fun! 

(Source: throughherprettyeyes)

squadbay:

From L to R starting the the Boot sleeping.
1.  “ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZ”
2. “I remember right before I left for bootcamp, I got soooo much Pussy”
3.  ” I wanna KILL me somthin”
4. ” I can’t wait for lights out, I’m gonna blow every Swingin Dick in this Squadbay”

squadbay:

From L to R starting the the Boot sleeping.

1.  “ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZ”

2. “I remember right before I left for bootcamp, I got soooo much Pussy”

3.  ” I wanna KILL me somthin”

4. ” I can’t wait for lights out, I’m gonna blow every Swingin Dick in this Squadbay”